Total Medals Earned: 3,080 (From 512 different games.) Total Medal Score: 58,260 Points
Medals Earned: 33/44 (405/500 points)
Medals Earned: 45/83 (565/1,700 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/60 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
Medals Earned: 16/17 (370/380 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/470 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (260/435 points)
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!
Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.
Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.
View a fine piece of framed artwork.
What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!
Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.
Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.
Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.
Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.
And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.
Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.
Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.
Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.
Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.
Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!
Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.
Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.
Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.
Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.
Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.
Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!
Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.
Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.
Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.
Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.
Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.
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Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.
Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!
Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.
The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.
Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)
Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.
Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!
Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.
Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!
Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.
Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.
Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.
Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.
I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.
Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.
Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.
Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.
Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.
Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.
Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.
Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.
Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!
Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.
Discover one of several secret codes.
Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!
Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.
Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.
Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.
Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.
Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.
Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.
Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.
Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!
Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.
Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.
Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.
Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.
A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.
Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.
Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?
Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...
Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)
Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.
Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.
Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.
Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.
Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...
Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.
Finishing the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the game
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Open a wooden chest.
Visit my Newgrounds page.
Reach the "Ancient Den".
Reach the "Hypogeum".
Reach the "Digital Underworld".
Reach the "Laboratory".
Reach the "Earth Core".
Reach the Gem.
Complete the Encyclopedia.
Kill an eye for the first time
Increase your stats at least once
Beat level one of the game
Get hit by an eye
Take damage from a flare
Collect a powerup or potion
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